• me: does 5 situps
  • me: where are my abs
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justkams
:

I was looking through the popular page and found some hilarious comments. People shouting out deals like it was some sort of market. “Follow me and I will like ten of your pictures” or “Returning likes and comments!” like WTF, cmon people that’s not how you get followers. Try saying “follow me and I’ll suck your dick.” I think that’ll work better. 

(via ciafloetry)

Going to a friends house
  • Normal people: What a lovely home you have
  • Me: Whats your wifi

jonathanpham:

People are an unsure kind. They get screwed over and become emotionally insecure. They start asking questions they already know the answers to. They need confirmation. They want to know if what they would personally do about a problem is the right thing to do. They just need to hear it from somebody else, as if it might miraculously heal them to know that they were right. But does it heal them? No. They are still in the same place, same state, same broken peace.

(via one-mic)

I didn’t text you back for some effortless, pointless conversation.
“if only
our tongues
where made
of glass how much
more careful
we would be
when we
speak”
—Shaun Shane, Tongues Made of Glass   (vi (via suchaladybutimdancinlikeahoe)

(Source: clavicola, via wickedsteller)

“she stuck a bookmark
in my heart
and walked away”
saul williams from “she” (via vickstahs-)

(Source: jamima-puddle-duck, via vickstahs-)


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